User Profile

S-
sarah is evil
sarah is good for soup
sarah is anywhere where a pile of leaves calls to you to dive in it
sarah is sold into kalid's harem
sarah is so cute when she's drunk
sarah is a cute blond prostitute
sarah is a revelation
sarah is a crack hoe
sarah is stil playing pretend as the main character in her favorite novel the labyrinth
sarah is autographed and up for bids on ebay
sarah is a sneaky goldfish
sarah is in need of a loving home in tx
sarah has eyes whose color no one can name
sarah is based in london
sarah is bold nylon footjob
sarah is bachelorette #2

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jamie is stinky
jamie is snoring loudly
jamie is a prissypants
jamie is a punkass
jamie is entirely too obsessed
jamie is one superior bench presser
jamie is hooked up to iv feedings nightly for nearly twelve hours
jamie is knowing that it doesn't have to be that way
jamie is a plain jane who gets picked on for her
pure goodness
jamie is really heavy into the drugs and trish does not want to be apart of this any more
jamie is captured by british soldiers
jamie is very active with the american bar association
jamie is undeniably a tucson treasure
jamie is embarking on an adventure that calls upon each of us

R-
rachel is a dork
rachel is just a scatter of mobile homes and there is nothing much to see or do here
rachel is a 3 year old jennet that was bought as part of our donkey purchase program
rachel is a rachel who says "damnit doug"
rachel is put in foster care because her mother tries to "get the devil out of her" and ends up in a mental institution
rachel is not likely to recover any function of her vocal cords
rachel is a sweet mare
rachel is home to over 400 adults and children of all ages
rachel is a great fan of robot wars
rachel is currently working on a remake of "get outta here"
rachel is alive until we have reason to believe something different
rachel is arranging sticks in a vase
rachel is teenys italian porn
rachel is rather proud of her dental work
rachel is the new girl at the strip joint
rachel is not crying but reacting to the water
rachel is much more than just a pretty face
rachel is this legal?



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laura is a racist and a total phony
laura is a big skinny idiot
laura is hardly a sympathetic martyr
laura is a sadistic witch
laura is such a bitch it is unnatural
laura is a lesbian and fucks chickens
laura is good in bed
laura is mainly interested in passing moral judgements
laura is also the only girl in america who is rated number one in competition against boys her age
laura is kneading the tits of her girlfriend
laura is an odd cat
laura is a man
laura is sexually lesbic thumb
laura is our sole survivor
laura is a goddess things look very different around here and it is all because of laura
laura is a mysterious young girl that seems to have a connection to your late wife

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